Astrid was walked down the aisle in the church in front of so many different people. Cass didn't smile even though she knew that Astrid would soon be queen. Malcor gleamed with an arrogant pride thinking that this was the final moment of his victory over all of Westeros. Hans then cloaked Astrid as the priest tied their hands together temporarily.
The priest then declared, "Let it be known that Astrid Hofferson of house Tyrell and Hans Westerguard of the houses Lannister and Baratheon are one heart, one flesh and one soul. Cursed be he who would seek to tear them asunder."
"With this kiss, I hereby pledge my love," Hans declared as he kissed Astrid.
Everyone then clapped as a result. Malcor nearly had tears in his eyes but Eugene and Cass were only clapping to go along with the crowd. Astird smiled however feeling that she would help the kingdoms well.
"We have a new queen," Rapunzel declared.
"Better her than you," Eugene replied.
Of course Rapunzel wold be a good queen for the kingdoms but Eugene only meant it so Rapunzel wouldn't be subject to Hans' abuse both verbal and physical. After which there was so much merry making along with dancers, jugglers, and fire breathers.
As Eugene was walking down to meet Rapunzel for the feast he was greeted by Tulio as he declared, "Hello."
"Hello," Eugene replied. "How are you?"
There were no words said afterwards and no conversation made. Meanwhile, people were trying in vain to entertain the bride and groom. Some musicians were singing Malcor's anthem, Rains of Castamere but Hans was clearly annoyed with them. Cass then went over to greet Rapunzel and attempt to comfort her in the midst of her depression.
"You look exquisite child," Cass declared. "The wind has been at you though. I haven't had the opportunity to tell you how sorry I was to hear about your brother. I mean war is one thing but to kill a man at a wedding, dreadful! What kind of monster would do such a thing? As if men need more reasons to fear marriage!"
"My lady, and my love," Eugene greeted as he arrived.
"Ah, lord Eugene," Cass replied. "It's not as bad as you see. If my nephew were to sell some of those extra things he has, he may be able to bring you to Sanfransokyo for a visit, plus it would be nice for you and your husband to join us since peace has come an all is now right with the world. Now if you will excuse me, it's time that I ate some of this food I paid for."
When Hiro heard that, he was thinking, "He better make it up to my aunt Cass before she eats everything at the wedding feast."
Eventually both Hans and Astrid got so bored with the musicians singing Rains of Castamere that Hans demanded, "Okay, very good off you go!"
Hans then threw some coins at them to make them leave.
"Say, why don't we make the announcement?" Astrid requested.
"Attention everyone," Hans demanded. "The queen would like to say a few words."
All in the meantime while Astrid was giving the announcement, Cass was putting a special mixture disguised as sweetener inside Hans' special wine. The note on it said, "Follow these instructions, from Cynafwr."
"We are so thankful today to be eating such a fine meal," Astrid declared. "However, not all among us are so fortunate. To thank God for bringing the war to a just and swift end, King Hans has declared that the left overs will feed the poorest in the city."
In the mean time, Hiro was eating some of the finest nuts and berries as he then waved at Tulio as he waved back. He then suddenly backed into Azarath contrary to his intentions.
"Oh, Sir Azarath!" Hiro exclaimed calmly. "I'm terribly sorry."
"It's quite alright," Azarath replied. "Your sister looks very beautiful."
"As does your sister," Hiro declared.
"So, do you look forward to your wedding?" Azarath questioned.
"Yes," Hiro replied untruthfully. "Very much."
"If you were to try and do anything with her than her even nicely, she would kill you," Azarath declared. "Fortunately for you, none of this will ever happen because you won't marry her. I will see to that."
Hiro sighed with relief knowing that he wouldn't have to be forced to marry Gothel as he replied teasingly, "And neither will you."
Azarath looked a bit concerned wondering if Hiro know the conspiracy theory was true of if Hiro was just joking. Meanwhile, Gothel approached Gogo to make conversation.
"Lady Gogo," Gothel declared as Gogo then faced her. "So your Lord Tomago's daughter. That makes you a lady whether you like it or not."
"As you say your grace," Gogo replied.
"Anyways, I owe you my gratitude for returning Azarath back to the King's Landing," Gothel declared.
"The truth is that he rescued me, your grace," Gogo replied.
"Did he?" Gothel questioned. "I haven't heard that story before."
"It's not really a great story," Gogo replied.
"Well I'm sure you have plenty of stories," Gothel declared. "You were sworn to Tadashi, sworn to Elsa, and now sworn to my brother. You must be exited to go from place to place to serve whichever lord or lady that you fancy."
"But I don't serve your brother your grace," Gogo replied.
"But you love him," Gothel declared.
Gogo then just popped a bubble and excused herself, "Your grace."
Just afterwards as Gothel joined with Malcor, they were greeted by Miguel and Chel.
"Lord Malcor, Gothel of house Lannister," Miguel declared.
"Ah, prince Miguel," Malcor replied.
"I don't believe you have met Chel," Miguel declared. "Now Chel, this is the lord hand Malcor and the queen regent Gothel. I suppose it is former queen regent now. So lord hand, and lady Gothel, my love Chel."
"My lord, my lady," Chel proclaimed.
"Charmed," Malcor replied.
"I can't say I met someone like her before," Gothel declared.
"We are all over in Dorne," Chel replied.
"They are full of fire and great passion," Tulio declared. "We don't despise them in Dorne."
"Oh, how tollerant of you," Gothel insulted.
"Well I expect you are relieved after wearing the crown all those years since it may have left your neck a bit crocked," Miguel declared.
"I suppose that you will never no," Gothel harassed back. "It's a shame that your brother Miguel couldn't attend the wedding."
"Send him my regards," Malcor declared. "He may be cured and be able to walk again."
"They call it the rich man's disease," Tulio replied. "It's a wonder that you don't have it."
"Well noble men in kingdom don't enjoy the same lifestyle as our counterparts in Dorne," Malcor declared with arrogance.
"Well in some places those who are lordly look down on those of low birth," Tulio replied with a comeback. "In other places the rape of women and children is considered distasteful. It's a fortunate thing for you Gothel that your daughter Belle is now living in our capital with us."
"Everyone silence," Hans announced. "Clear the floor. There has been far too much amusement here today. Royal wedding is no amusement, it's history and today we contemplate our history."
As two of the seven dwarves opened a trap door the other five came out dressed as the kings during the war.
"My lords, and ladies," Hans announced. "I give you King Hans, Tadashi, Frollo, Oakson Falmont, and Drago Bludvist! The war of the five kings!"
Hiccup was laughing until Eugene raised an eyebrow at him and then he stopped.
Grumpy, who was dressed as Hans then declared, "Let the war begin!"
Hiro left as a result because he couldn't bear to see a rag doll of himself hung over the shoulders of Sneezy who happened to be dresses as his brother and that made it all the worse for him. The demonstration was one of the most pathetic things you had ever seen. What made it horrible in the end is that Grumpy then appeared to knock of Doc's false head as a mockery to Oakson's death. Rapunzel watched in grief and tried to restrain tears. All the mean time, Hans kept laughing.
"Pay each of them 20 gold when this is done," Eugne requested in an attempt to somehow satisfy Hans.
"Yes my lord," Marcus the younger replied.
"I will have to find another way to thank the king," Eugene declared sarcastically.
Hans then held out a purse of gold declaring, "There you go, the champion's purse. Though you aren't the champion yet, are you. A true champion defeats all the challengers. Aren't there others who still dare to challenge my reign? Uncle Eugene, how about you? I'm sure they have a spare costume for you."
Eugene then got up and smiled as he replied, "One taste of battle combat was enough for me your grace. I want to keep what remains of the skin on my stomach. I think you should fight him. This has after all been a poor imitation of your devotion to victory. I speak as a first hand witness. Climb down from the table with that new Valeryian sword and show everyone how a true king win's his victory. Be careful because Grumpy is clearly filled with bloodlust and it would be a shame for you to lose your virtue hours before your wedding night."
Hans got so angry and humiliated that he just took his cup of wine and poured it onto Eugene's head.
"Fine vintage," Eugene declared. "Shame that it spilled."
"No it did not spill," Hans replied.
"My love come back to me," Astrid requested. "Tis time for my father's toast."
"Well how am I supposed to toast without wine?" Hans questioned as the seven dwarves left. "Uncle, you can be my cup bearer, since you are too cowardly to fight."
"Your grace does me a great honor," Eugene replied with a smile.
"It's not meant as an honor," Hans declared with anger.
As Eugene went to go get Hans cup, he dropped it as Hans so snarkilly declared, "Oops," just before kicking the cup away. "Uh, bring me my goblet."
Eugene got him the cup and handed it back to him.
"What good is an empty cup?" Hans replied with a sinister smile. "Fill it."
Eugene raised an eyebrow at him as he then filled the cup handing it to him.
"Now kneel before the king, kneel," Hand demanded as Eugene refused to kneel. "I said...KNEEL!!!!"
"Look the pie!" Astrid declared as she saw the wedding pie being brought.
Astrid had also hoped to ease the tension. Hans left with a warning look at Eugene. He then took the sword and cut open the pie releasing a few birds in the process. As Astrid was about to feed him a portion of the pie, Eugene was about to leave with Rapunzel for the night.
"Uncle, where are you going?" Hans questioned.
"I thought that I would change out of these wet clothes your grace," Eugene replied.
"Oh no, you are perfect the way you are," Hans declared. "Serve me my wine."
Eugene then gave him the cup of wine and turned to leave since Rapunzel needed some attention for the twins that were on the way in a few months or so.
"Good," Hans declared. "This needs washing down."
"If it pleases your grace, Princess Rapunzel is really tired and..." Eugene requested before he was interrupted.
"No," Hans declared as he coughed. "Wait here...until...I..."
Hans couldn't finish for he seemed to be struggling for breath.
"Your grace?" Eugene questioned out of concern.
"It's nothing," Hans replied as he struggled for breath.
Hans then looked at Astrid but was holding his neck in in the gasps as his eyes were closing with intensity.
"He's chocking!" Astrid panicked.
"Well help the poor boy!" Cass demanded. "Idiots help your king!"
Hans fell down struggling for breath and scraping at his chest trying to make himself breath but he was in respiratory arrest. Azarath ran over to see if he was alright to suddenly be pushed aside by Gothel.
"Hans!" Gothel exclaimed.
Hans then looked over, suffocating from lack of breath at Eugene who picked up the goblet in shock and disbelief.
"If you want to live, come with me now," Goofy declared to Rapunzel. "Quickly!"
Rapunzel didn't want to leave Eugene but she couldn't risk having his own children die as well.
Hans then suffered a nose bleed as well as blood from his mouth as he then closed his eyes gasping out his dying breath with utter agonizing pain.
"My son!" Gothel sobbed as she glanced over at Eugene. "He did this. He poisoned my son...your king! Take him. Take him! TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM!!!!!!"
Eugene was helpless to do anything as the guards then seized him and took him away. With Hans dead, Astrid would be due to marry Hiccup who was next in line for the Throne.









