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During the conversation, Cynafwr then walks in, univited with a sarcastic evil laugh much to all the villains annoyance as Cynafwr declared, "And I thought my jokes were bad."

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off," Dr. Facilier demanded.

"How about a magic trick?" Cynafwr questioned as he slammed a pencil in the table. "I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

Dr. Facilier then sent on of his bodyguards only to have Cynafwr slam the bodyguard's eye into the pencil.

"Ta dah!!" Cynafwr exclaimed. "Ah, it's gone, oh and the robe wasn't cheap. You aught to know you bought it."

As Dr. Faclilier rose to his feet to attack Cynafwr, Rasputin beckoned, "Sit, I want to hear proposition."

"Let's wind the clocks back a year," Cynafwr requested. "These guards and heroes wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean what happened? Did your balls drop off? Hm? You see a guy like me..."

"A freak!" Dr. Facilier interupted.

"A guy like me..." Cynafwr resumed. "Listen, I know why you choose to have your little, mh, group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you are afraid to go out at night. The Batman; you see Batman has shown Gotham your true colors unfortunately. Cyote, he's just the beginning...and as for Chi Fu's so called plan, Batman has no jurisdiction, for he will find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and..."

Cynafwr pointed towards the television revealing Chi Fu just before Chi Fu turned off the television.

"What do you propose?" Rasputin questioned.

"It's simple," Cynafwr replied. "We kill the Batman."

"If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already," Commander Rourke questioned.

"If your'e good at something, you never do it for free," Cynafwr replied.

"How much you want?" Rasputin questioned.

Cynafwr puzzeled for a while since he didn't take it into consideration just before he announced, "Half."

"You are crazy," another villain declared.

"No, I'm not," Cynafwr replied. "No, I'm not-uh. If we don't deal with this now, soon Dr...ugh...Facilier here won't even be able to get a nickle for his mother."

Dr. Facilier, sick of Cynafwr's mockery slamed his hand on the table before and stood to his feet exclaiming, "Enough from the warlock!!"

Cynafwr stood to his feet cautiously and revealed a string in his robe attatched to so many explosives announcing, "Ah, tah, tah, tah, let's not blow...this out of proportion."

"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!" Dr. Facilier exclaimed.

"Yeah," Cynafwr replied.

"I'm putting the word out," Dr. Facilier replied, " $500,000 for this warlock dead, $1,000,000 alive so I can teach him some manners first!"

"Okay," Cynafwr replied. "Why don't you all give me a call when you want to take things a little more seriously. Here is my card."

Cynafwr set a tarot card reavealing a druid priest just before he left.

Here is a written sneak peak of my up and coming youtube parody of the Dark Knight. Currently, Ralph E. Cyote is Gotham's district attourney.


Eugene Fitzherbert: Jim Gordon

Elthibar: Bruce Wayne/Batman

Ronin: Alfred J. Pennyworth

Selena Gomez: Rachel Dawes

Cynafwr: Joker

Dr. Facilier: Gambol

Rasputin: Russian Mob dealer

Rapunzel: Barbara Gordon

Ralph E. Cyote: Harvey Dent

Ralphscoe: Two Face

King Candy: Weurtz

Taffytta Muttenfudge: Detective Ramiraz

Kronk: Jim's partner.

Andrew Fitzherbert: Jim Gordon's son

Claudia Fitzherbert: Jim Gordon's daughter

SilverStarStrike Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Cool! I love the Batman trilogy. I would love to see the whole story! I am planning to do one like this but of my cast of Aladdin which is called Tails.
LordElthibar Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
That sounds good. Stay tuned. There are more sneak peaks coming.
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December 3, 2013